Homestuck: BE MY POKEMON TEAM

THIS IS MY ACTUAL TEAM
THOSE ARE THEIR ACTUAL NAMES.

ONLY BEARIDAN DOESN'T ACTUALLY KNOW ICE BEAM.

ALSO
IRONICALLY
THE BULL IS FEMALE.

THERE ARE PROBABLY SOME THAT WOULD HAVE FIT MUCH BETTER WITH SOMETHING ELSE (ALTHOUGH TAV FITS PRETTY WELL WITH ESCAVALIER, I THINK) BUT THIS IS MY TEAM AND THOSE ARE THE NAMES I CAME UP WITH FOR THEM.

SOLLUX PROBABLY WOULD HAVE WORKED BETTER FOR COFAGRIGUS
BUT
I COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD NAME THAT WASN'T TOTALLY STUPIDLOOKING.

I WAS GOING TO DRAW BRO IN SHORTS
TO FIT WITH BOUFFALANT'S DESIGN
BUT
THAT DOESN'T WORK.
TYPE BRO INTO THE SEARCH BAR AND YOU GET BRO STRIDER
ADD SHORTS ONTO THAT SEARCH AND THERE IS NO MORE BRO.
IT'S JUST NOT MEANT TO BE.

ALSO
PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY THAT EQUIUS IS A TOTALLY SCARY CREEPERTROLL


I AM NOT HELPING
CLEARLY

ALSO
IF I COULD COSPLAY ANY ONE OF THESE, IT WOULD TOTALLY BE WHITE!ERIDAN. THOSE FLUFFY PANTS ARE SO AMAZING. IF ANYONE CAN FIND ME PANTS LIKE THAT THAT AREN'T PART OF A FURRY COSTUME, I SHALL BE VERY HAPPY.


AND IF THIS WHOLE THING ISN'T NERDY ENOUGH FOR YOU
JUST LOOK AT WHAT I DID TO THESE
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THESE THINGS LOOKED BETTER IN MY HEAD.








_{DAVE YOU ARE LEVEL 57 AND EVERYONE ELSE IS LEVEL 50. YOU GET BACK DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT, YOUNG MAN.}