I originally planned to have Equius do a fantabulous musical number with cameos from all the other trolls (and John), but then I didn't.
LAZY BE ME.
And nobody would have gotten the joke, anyway.
I'LL DO SOMETHING ELSE LATER.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO WORK ON THE REDICULOUS AMOUNT OF PAGES IT WILL TAKE TO DO BIRTHDAY REQUESTS FOR ALL MY SOLLUX BUDDIES.
Oh, and the party was going to be all about prostitutes and no-good lowbloods and drugs and buckets, btw. Just in case you were wondering. I did kind of leave that at a cliffhanger.
FFF MY EQUIUS LOOKS LIKE THAT OLDER ELF DUDE FROM LOTR.