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"Dino is what I've been going by for a very long time."

"Some might consider fraud and thievery to be bad habits, I suppose. I personally wouldn't label it that way, though, considering that it's not so much a habit as it is a hobby."

"Movie theater popcorn. Not the easiest to get fresh for someone such as myself, though."

"Chocolate."

"Well that's rather a forward question, but no."

"Only when absolutely necessary. I mean, the need has arisen quite a lot in the time that I've been in business, but it's strictly a last resort."

"A feeling as strong as hatred toward another person typically requires having a more personal relationship with them than I have with most people. I can think of a few I'm not particularly fond of, though."

"My existence in and of itself is a secret. That much should be obvious from just looking at me."

"Any season that's dry. Rain and snow make it so much more difficult to get around without leaving tracks of some sort."

"I've been in business with my partner, Gallo, for a long enough time that I'd consider us fairly close friends."

"Aside from planning and engaging in criminal activity, sitting in on movies and live entertainment is fun, especially considering that I can choose where to watch from without being confined to a single seat like everyone else."

"The fruity and sweet beverages that people keep coming up with are delightful, even if they are horribly unhealthy."

"16th of December."

"Well, I'm not actually dead, but I suppose the concept of being reborn in an inhuman form and thereby being removed from human society as a whole is similar enough. I was 36 at the time."

"Well, I at least like to think of myself as being nice to people I like. That counts for something, right?"

"I have mixed feelings. On the one hand, I have quite the advantage over the majority of the population in getting what I want. On the other hand, that sadistic bastard has too much free time and imagination."

"I don't know, being stabbed? Not much has changed in that regard."

"Probably about as long as anyone else. I don't typically have much reason to test that idea."

"Love also requires close relationships with other people and I am certainly not in love with Gallo."

"If he's actually in love with me, he has done a damn good job of hiding it through all these years."

"You're a questionnaire."

"Sleeping."

"Actually, no. I've met others of my kind who came after me, but I haven't personally met anyone from before my time."

"I'm starving in only a day? In a closet? That's... sad. I'm assuming this question is meant to imply that I should be considering cannibalism, though, and I'm just not that kind of person. I've had my fair share of experiences just waiting around with no food or anything and I know it would take more than that to break my resolve."

"'Originally Italy, but I haven't been back there in a very long time."

"I was born in the 19th century. They're all long gone."

"Nobody important. A couple of average commoners in an average town. Fairly boring, from what I remember."

"That's not really my thing."

"As far as consumable substances, no, but I will admit sometimes I... 'collect' things that don't actually have any real value. I just like having them."

"Please stop introducing dangerous characters into my life..."

"I can't say I remember what they looked like. In fact, I can't say I remember what I originally looked like either. I certainly don't resemble either of them anymore."

"There was one time a while back when I made a bit of a mistake during a robbery and was trapped for three days in a heavily guarded building full of police and detectives trying to figure it all out. In a way it was rather tense trying to keep from being discovered until an opportunity for escape came up, but for the most part it was just amusing watching them all trying to find me when they knew somebody was still around but couldn't actually see me."

"Why do I have to choose? I don't know anybody who might see this nonsense."